JUST A STUPID KID

beautyinphotography:

vocaroo:

if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit

i always kick my cat in the face because he’s so black that i can’t see him at night and it’s like he pops up at the wrong times don’t sacrifice me

I eat meat.

(via anunderagethinker)

So you think I’m the bad kid in the group? You’re lucky I’m not telling you the shit your kid does at parties.

lyilo:

a-pedo-in-a-van:

Vegans are stupid. Your body is designed to eat meat. And meat tastes so fucking good.

Or you could let them do what they want

I am letting them do what they want. I’m just saying they’re stupid.

Vegans are stupid. Your body is designed to eat meat. And meat tastes so fucking good.

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

Or just don’t eat carbs…

(via lotus-palms)

Fuck thinking about conspiracy theories, I want to create one.

Not even going to bother with what people have to say anymore. It’s all irrelevant to what I believe.

Why fight for equal rights when they’re already there?

Had a feminist yapping in my ear all night about equality. Then she had a go at me for using the toilet before her. “Ladies first” she said. Equality, I’m doing it right.

Hi!

Met JJ from Deez Nuts at my local bar last night. Nice dude!

Time to workout. Every human needs this.